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Balser R§ Chris :NAME doomjuice :ALIAS: sediment The Rightful Mourant GENDER: Penis! Five feet :HEIGHT: Seven inches Savannah outside km20 :LOCATE March 2§ :BIRTH: 1984

FAV. ARTISTS: Eiji Kaneda, Van Gogh, Warhol, Yoshitaka Amano, Benkyo Tamaoki, Hyung-Tae Kim, Tony DiTerlizzi, Brom, Orlan, Damien Hirst.
FAV. MUSIKS: KMFDM, nineinchnails, Xploding Plastix, Mozart, Chopin, Rachmaninov, Aphex Twin
Queens of the Stone Age, Traci Lords, Nirvana, Le Tigre, and whatever the hell exile's calling himself now
FAV. ANIME: Cowboy Bebop, Akira, Serial Experiments Lain, Ghost in the Shell, Green Legend Ran,
anything involving Harlock because he's just fucking cool, Oruchuban Ebichu, Di Gi Charat, Excel Saga, FLCL
OUT TO GET ME, BUT I LAUGH AT: The French, your pitiful human soil, the colour yellow, parking meters, Georgia traffic,
hard currency, soft currency, squishy currency, bad spelling and/or pronunciation and/or grammar, hairy people.
AVID GAMER: Breath of Fire 4, Guilty Gear X, any KOF, Capcom vs SNK 2, any Quest for Glory, Monkey Island, Fallout 2,
any Suikoden, any Phantasy Star, anything Sonic, Morrowind, Ultimas 6-8 (but especially Ultima 7, triple underscore that bitch)
MOVIES ARE COOL: The Ring, Se7en, From Hell, UHF, Mars Attacks!, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, House of Yes
Memento, anything but Ghost Ship for the love of GOD please lord save me from that horrible movie.
LEVEL 3 ULTIMATE BEYOND DESPERATION SUPER POWER ATTACK: Undead Sponge Reverse Flaming Crescent Smoke Wheel 13,000-Slash-B Turning Pivot Claw,
to be screamed while attacking, and not before.
DOOMJUICE HAS ELEMENTAL WEAKNESSES: ...However, being an intelligent villain, he will reveal none of them.
YOU SHOULD READ MORE: Any Discworld, Naked Lunch, the Blood War trilogy, the Black Sun trilogy,
really old newspapers are neat, Midsummer Night's Dream
METHOD TO MADNESS: Currently, .7mm mechanical pencil on Wal-Mart sketchbooks.
COMMISH?: Fuck you! Er, no, not really, I just don't have time nor tools nor will to charge anyone at the moment.
Later, when I'm feeling greedy or desperate for cash, ask again.