Wilkommen auf Die Höhle des Schweinefleisches. Genießen Sie Ihr Besuch.
Welcome to Bedlam. Here is your herring.
Bienvenida a La Casa de Muchas Picazones. Lo siento, maldiga.
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Please try to avoid taking anything found here too seriously; this is a haven for the artwork of C. Balser, as well as his (and a few real-life friends') prose.
If you don't like frames, then go away. The site might function on all resolutions... I really have no idea, I've been testing it on IE 6 or so, and I hate Netscape. Sorry.
Apparently, a couple of people can't load this page. Not much of a point putting this here, but it concerns me, and I shall have to sack those responsible (even if it's those who can't view.)
Please send any complaints, praise, offers of sex to me. Try to be nice, mean people make me angry, and you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
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NEWSY THINGS:
Sep 03, 2K3: Sin accidentally overwritten in gallery; thumbnail unchanged. Whoopsie-doodle. FTP is my friend now, so the big steenking gap between updates JUST MAY BE FILLED OMFG NO WAY DUDE.

anyway. Complete site redesign is once again underway, everything should be a lot friendlier, a minute bit less 'generally dumb', going to try for a slicker overall look and avoid cramming chinchilla heads in my armpits this time.